The Bumbling Tricyclist
This is a great story.
A man rides into town on a tricycle, waving and shooting a gun. But he’s such a poor tricyclist that he winds up slamming into a car. And then he demands that the driver takes him to the hospital.
But the driver just tells him to call 911 — and the guy jumps into the back of his car and threatens him. The driver hops out and asks other people to call 911. This is when the police get there.
The Bumbling Tricyclist decides to try for a getaway — and jumps out of the car and hops back onto his trusty tricycle. And immediately falls over.
Now he decides maybe the car would make a better getaway vehicle and jumps into the front seat. He finally tosses aside his gun, and puts the car in gear. But he forgets to take off the emergency brake (maybe there was a reason he drives tricycles). After attempting to make a getaway regardless of the emergency brake, the Bumbling Tricyclist hits a street sign and completely looses control.
The police found him trying to hide in a nearby sports utility vehicle.
And at some point along the way, he had managed to shoot his own left foot.