alumni relations

I just found out that both John Ashcroft*Attorney General and Paul Wolfowitz*Deputy Secretary of Defense — would you believe he has a Ph.D.? This is the guy shown in the beginning of Farhenheit 9/11, who licks his comb, and then spits in his hand to fix his hair. are alumni of my alma mater, the University of Chicago. Hm. That makes me feel….weird.

On the other hand, Carl Sagan has four degrees from the UofC. That makes me feel better.

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