dumb loser gets his wish
This is awful, yet those with a very dark sense of humor might find the situation amusingly ironic.
A man in L.A. wishes to commit suicide. He parks his Jeep on the tracks of a commuter train. At the last minute he chickens out, and jumps out of the vehicle. The train slams into Jeep anyway, of course, which have resulted in at least 11 deaths. The police arrest the man, who will be tried for murder. Prosecutors wish to seek the death penalty.
What does that mean for the man? Mission accomplished.